It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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