Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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