Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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