I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
