Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
ttyl tear gas
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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