I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Sext me about skeletons
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
