i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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