You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Sorry about my life...
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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