i just google imaged poop.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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