I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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