What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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