how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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