No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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