You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Jerry, you need to find god
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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