the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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