The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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