So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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