Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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