I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
sex in a hospital.. check
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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