this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
