This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Randomize
