I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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