do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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