So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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