And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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