I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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