Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
third nipple confirmed
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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