margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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