You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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