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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Holy shit dude........stairs
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