After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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