I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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