Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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