i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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