what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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