quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
A bitchslap is in order.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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