Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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