He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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