i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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