Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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