I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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