eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
We have started to decorate penises.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
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