You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
As shirtless as possible
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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