i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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