I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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