i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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