Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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