What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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