Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
