Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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